Matt Says:We,were,lazy....and we're not sorry
May 22 2005,

Well,we weren't posting for about a month casue we were just plain lazy!!!I'm tangeld up in wayyyyy too much stuff anyways...Shane on the otherhand....if you wanna talk to him about it e-mail psycho_person@hotmail.com ,keep nerdin it up!!!ADD OUT PAGE TO YOUR FAVORITES AND VISIT EVERY OTHER DAY,WE GOT UPDATES AGAIN!!!!!!!

Matt says:I hate james bond villians
Mood:  sharp
Over most of the hates that I have posted so far,this one is pretty obvious to alot of people.....the james bond villians....(WARNING:If you can read this you don't need glasses,if you already have glasses,good for you)the supposdly "evil" james bond villians are not quite that,well,evil!They usualy do soemthing like this sidge-e-ation:fat bald guy with one eye a cat and dressed like a covinct(evil head villian)and all the random thugs that usualy look alike watch mr bond trapped by..uhhh...lets say,pr.badguy."now mist-a bond,it appears I have you trapped!!MWA HAA HA HA !!me and my mindless thugs and the main thugs will leave on this floor,that opens into a lava pit!!!it will open at 1 inch an hour and will leave the door open,farewell mist-a bond!MWA HA AHA HA HA HA AH!!!!".That is a short look at you average james bond bad guys.The next part,the random sex with james scenes.They'll always,ALWAYS,be a really hot chick in the movie with humongous cilicon tits and will have random sex with the hero,james.It will be right when something bad is about to happen too,they'll be in a bedroom or something and he'll get a call or see soemthing happen outside and he must leave like a playa...yeap,thats my hate...CLICK ON COMMENTS PLEASE,MAKE A COMMENT!!make a comment and you will help a child in need!!!

Shane says:my dads place
Mood:  party time!
Topic: random
I went out to my dads place for the weekend(seeinbg as my mom and dad are separated, thete would be a normal part of life), and whilst down there i made lots of friends, well, became part of a group (not a gang, just a bunch of friends). Its more entertaining that up at my mom's, where thare are only two friends and one of which is never home. My dad's house itself is an apartment. it has two bedrooms and a bathroom and an excuse for a kitchen. it also has several closets, a bar and fireplace and a quitelarge living area. enough with the reAl-estate. I spent most of my time hanging out with the guys(and girls) down there and today (april 24/05) we walked down to bergs and loitered there for about 2 hours. we camwe back,played some street hockey and then i had to go back to my mom's place. i played a few minuted of video games(remebering "vid'ya games") and wrote a blog entry about it, seeing how i hadn't posted nothin 4 a while.

(c) Shane Ownz INC.
ps: add me to msn at psycho_person@hotmail.com

Matt says:small update/I hate public transportation
Mood:  cool
Update:
Well,(I'm doin most of da posts,shane is being a lazy bum...I gotta tell him to post more or somehting...damn him and his vid-ya games!)I added it so you can make your ocmments on our posts and yeah....We'll be adding a picture album with a lot of pictures of an imaganary friend,Pedro =) (Matt says:I don't hate Pedro)

Hate:
Man,I sure do hate dem thar public busses I tells ya!...ok,off the accent,I hate the public busses out in town or at schools because firstly:lets say you wanna get to a new resturant down town,you figure"the bus might be cheaper because I'm low on gas" so you pay your fair of 2 odd dollars or so,and then...the dreaded "bus stops" happen...before you even get to your destination thats about 10 minites away,you turn up a hill to make the stops the bus driver gets paid for...you thinking"that ok,only a few minites late..".So he continues to do this crazy "swirve away from your stop" game on you,so when you finaly end up at the resturant it took 1 hour and 40 minites when in an cra ride straight to it with no stops,50 minites or so,now the final thought"damn,shoulda tkaen the car.....gas is about 20 bucks canadian to fill it up with regular almost full so I oculda saved time..."50 odd minites make a difference between food or no food in the city at rush hour!

If you think I'm wrong,Don't bitch in the comments!

Another news/hate by:Matt

Matt says:update!
Mood:  chillin'
Topic: update 1
We haven't made many updates recently becuase,well...I never got around to it...and yeah...Me and Shane will discuss weither or not we'll add more parts of the site like pictures and such,so no hates for a bit ='0!!cheer up,go look at porn or something!and for you nerds out there,try "software" when lookin at porn ;)

Edited by shane

Matt says:I hate mall washrooms
Mood:  lazy
Topic: Hate:mall wahsrooms
Man,mall washrooms are reallLLLllyyy annoying!Oh,they're clean and all,but the one the things that pisses me off the most is the people who try to talk to you in there!you walk over to the urinal unzipping,and some hick ocmes over to the next urinal and says some un-intellagable dumb ass phrase you don't wanna hear in the first place like "you comes har offtin?"I had to learn that the hard way!(true story,some hick in funny looking clothes came over to me while i washing my hands and said somehting i didn't understand 3 times and then he gave up...it was at wal-mart)another thing i hate about the mall washrooms is that tthey give ya toilet paper so thin the tree never even felt it come of its back,and when you tear soem off,it only comes out in little squares!!so,you're there wipeing your ass with basicly your hand.I final thing I hate about those "minge-rooms" is that the soap is food colouring,root beer suds,and dirt mixed in a pinkish liquid that takes for-ever to even wash off!thisis the end of my post and remember,its ok to be pissed off!

another rant by: Matt

Shane says:I hate mornings
Mood:  hug me
Read the title stupad. anyways, you wake up and you want to go back to sleep. your mom says "come on shane! you going to be late for shkewel". you up in the shower and end up staying in there for 30 minuits(spelling?) because you fell asleep and only woke up befor you nearly drown yourself. you jump out into the cold, dreadfully cold bathroom and wrap a towel auround yourself. you jump back into you bed and remember you have to get beakfast. you trudge into the kitchen and throw some tost into the toster. 1 slice misses and you have to try it again.(:P)).you shove you brakfast down your throat, only then realising you still merely in a towel. you go back into your bedroom and grab reandom clothes out of you dresser. hmmmm i grabbed two pairs of boxers and a pajama bottom. you dont always get what you want. after your dresses you brush your teeth for two seconds and go make an early morning blog entry!!

(c) 7:56 15/4/05 Shane Owns INC.

Matt says:well....email us
Topic: our e-mail!!!!!
i gotta stop posting...e-mail us Heart_Spazums@hotmail.com

Matt Says: I dunno....
Mood:  cheeky

yeap.....threw it together realy fast on a flash game..sorry to post so soon...















another news by:Matt

Shane says: He got the first entry
Mood:  sad
Topic: im sad now
Im sad now. he got the first entry. III was supposed to get it and iiiii was supposed to brag about how III got the first entry. Sure, he did the layout and allll of the other stuff related to getting this thing on the web, but i wanted it. in other words, im not realy in a hatin' mood at the moment. id rather be playing vice city or using my bike, problem is my bike is at my grandfathers place. that makes me angry. theres no snow on the ground besides the black snow that lingers till june or july or sometime before(but not too much). Vice city is a problem because abby (my sister) is in my bedroom watching scrunge bawb or dora the splorer or some fing. my brother liam is begging me to download some stupid hl(half-life) mod off of the internet that takes up space and is probobly full of spyeware and eye ware and foot ware and viruses like pnemonia or the tape worm. I like starwars. ivfe seen all the movies exept number three cause its not out and i want it too be. i think there should be a star wars 7. it would just be a challenge for the director or producer or the speech writer doood. I end this second *sigh* entry

First News by:Shane